Naughty Dreams

On the off chance that you are reading this blog (Mom or Dad), turn back now. I mean it. Don't go any further.

This morning, I woke up feverish which is not unusual for me (see any posts related to my health). But, it explains why I have felt like I've been hit with a sleepy stick the last two days. I made it an entire hour before I needed any pain pills so I took a Lortab without my usual morning Phenergan chaser (nausea with pain, oh joy). I could not understand why taking less drugs than usual and I was feeling drugged and sleepy. Then around noon, the pain hit me with full nauseating-just-kill-me-now force. So, I took a quarter of Phenergan and went to bed with an ice bag on my face. I slept for three hours; Mike would say that means I needed it. I would say that means I will not get anything done today on my first vacation day. I don't like sleeping on drugs because it makes my dreams busy. Many times, I am being chased in my dreams but on special days I am doing the chasing. I was chasing the big O. Obviously I am in need of a good orgasm. I was dreaming about erect phalluses of all shapes and sizes both human and electronic. I chased and sometimes was able to enjoy penises for three hours. Apparently, I need to get laid. Lucky Mike!