Water Aerobics

I made it to the gym today. When I first started going, I discovered that I enjoyed water aerobics but my carpal tunnels became inflamed from using the barbells so I stopped for a while. I like water aerobics; I'm the least obese in the class. I don't get as overheated in the pool. But being only 5'1" I have to be careful not to bounce my way into water over my head and get water up my nose...very unattractive. Helga, the German aerobics instructor, is quite a taskmistress (and not in a good sort of whips and chains way). I can't understand a damn word she says because her accent is so thick. OK, her name isn't Helga but I since can't understand her I made up a name. I don't much care for changing clothes in the locker room. I've always been kind of shy about that but will do it if I have to. I know, I know, guys romanticize about women's locker rooms but it's not like Porky's (remember Kim Cattrall). Most of the women in there are pretty average or fat and flabby. I like that in a gym; I don't have to set my goals too high.